Daily Archives
July 13, 2010
Whoopi Goldberg Defends Mel Gibson
Is there an asshole celebrity Whoopi Goldberg WON'T defend?
Today's 'Who Gives A Damn' News...
Vince Vaughn to be a father. (Uhm yeah okay whatever)
July 3, 2009
Mexican Midget Wrestlers Slain
Female robbers suspected of killing two little-person wrestlers.
Michael Jackson's $25.000 Casket
Pop superstar reportedly to be buried in mirror gold polished coffin with deep blue velvet interior.
June 30, 2009
Dem. Congressman "Nauseated" over Jackson 'Moment of Silence'
Says call by Democratic House colleagues for a moment of silence for Michael Jackson was unprecedented and nauseating.
June 29, 2009
Spears, DeGeneres TwitPic Accounts Hacked
Venezuela Threatens Military Action on Honduras
Hugo Chavez threatens all hell breaking loose in S. America over Honduran presidential ousting by military.
Bernie Madoff Goes to Hell
Disgraced financier gets 150 year. Bo-YA!
December 1, 2008
Britney Had Ulterior Motives...Rosie O. Speaks on Her Failed Variety Show
Britney's true motive and Rosie laments on her flopped variety show special.
Donald Trump Misses Interest Payment
More evidence the New York meglamaniac isn't quite the 'billionaire' or 'business genius' he wants the rest of us to think he is.
May 27, 2008
Brangelina Buy An Obnoxious House In France
No doubt this is where they'll raise their legions of adopted children used for various P.R. opportunities. Still, 34 bedrooms? How sickening.
May 17, 2008
Stupid Mike Myers Not Feeling the Love for His 'Love Guru'
Mike Myers is so bad, even the peace-loving Hundus hate him. This is what you get when you let Canadian entertainers make movies.
May 9, 2008
Hulk Hogan's Son Gets 8 Mths. In Jail
Nick Hogan sentenced in felony reckless driving case...But WHY are we still talking about Hulk Hogan or his trashy spawn in the year 2008?
Billionaire Aussie Quits Scientology
High Profile FOT (Friend of Tom) dumps the 'Church' of Scientology.
Madonna's African Adoption to be Approved
Material Mom Madge said to be shopping for more black babies. Isn't that like SO 2006?
April 9, 2008
Ay Carumba! Venezuela Bans The Simpsons!
This means WAR!!! Crazed Venezuela President Huga Chavez furthers his iron grip on power by banning the iconic cartoon saying it isn't suitable for children. Neither are gas prices but that's not stopping him.
Gossip Blogger Hilton Lands Radio Deal
Loathsome Perez Hilton scores radio gig further proving American society is done for.
Opening Pages of Oliver Stone's W Leaked
Insight into controversial director's latest project about the Bush family.
April 2, 2008
Olive Stone Film "W" Begins Production
Film reportedly pushes 'daddy issues' and 'war lust' by President George W. Bush. But would you expect anything honest from Oliver Stone?
Oprah Dedicates Show to Her Late Dog
Show was an homage to her 13 year old spaniel 'Sophie' who died suddenly recently and focused on puppy mills.
March 31, 2008
Sweat-Shop Diva Kathie Lee Gifford Heads Back to TV
The former 'Live with Regis' host to co-host 4th hour of the Today Show.
March 29, 2008
Uproar Over Dutch Anti-Islam Film
The crazed Muslim are going batshit over a brave member of the Dutch parliament for his film taking aim at radical Islam. GOOD FOR HIM!
February 19, 2008
Paris Hilton Banned From Oscars
...So reports the U.K.'s DigitalSpy.com via the Daily Star. Oscar organizers are having none of the bimbo socialite who'd reportedly wanted to schmooze industry types in hopes of launching an acting career *snicker*. Silly girl, take your money and go away.
Kirstie Alley's Ego Isn't Fat, Just Big-Boned
Alley ditched Jenny to launch a weight loss program of her own; Might as well since Jenny didn't seem to do the trick for the succulent $cientologist.
Skeevy Has-Been Gene Simmons Releases Sex Tape
Sales of old Kiss 8-Tracks must be slow as the former 70's rocker tries to keep up with the other sex-tape producing skanks in Hollywood. -DListed
January 16, 2008
Tobey Maguire Plays Match-Maker to Jen Aniston
Apparently Friends star Jennifer Aniston is so desperate for a man, she's accepting hook-ups from pals Courtney Cox and now even Spiderman Tobey (I Don't Give Autographs) Maguire.
Matthew McConaughey Knocks-Up Girlfriend
McBongo's gone and made a baby for himself. I'll smoke to that!
Michigan GOP Congratulates Wrong Candidate
Woops.
December 21, 2007
Space Race On!
GPS Satellite Launched to Guide Military Rocket System. Can't We All Just Get Along?
December 4, 2007
Christian Groups Blast Kidman Movie
'The Golden Compass' attempts to advance atheism.
November 30, 2007
Cash-Strapped Lohan Shops Around Photo Op Pics
Rumors the young starlette needs the cash, and bad!
U.K. Teacher Gets 15 Days In Islamic Jail
For allowing her class to name a teddy bear "Mohammad"... Another reason to revile Islam.
November 26, 2007
GOP's Lott to Resign
Leading GOP Senator set to resign. Let's hope Republicans get some new blood.
November 21, 2007
Poll: Americans In a 'Dark Place'
We're going into the holiday season in a dark mood a new Reuters Poll reveals. No shit.
Kanye's Mama Doctor Walks Off Larry King Set Y'all!
Not that we should care, but the cheesy not-certified plastic surgeon who operated on the hip hop star's mom walks off Larry King set in the middle of the interview. Nigga, is you CRAZY?!?
November 14, 2007
Ellen Degeneres Forced to Cancel Shows
After threats of outcry from striking writers telling the talk show host she wasn't welcomed in New York, Ellen cancels plans to tape her shows in Manhattan next week.
November 9, 2007
Waitress Stand By Claims Hillary Stiffed Her
Says she wasn't tipped with the Prez. candidate and her ravenous entourage after $160 worth of greasy spoon food at her table.
Teen Dies After Being Slapped By Teacher
FBI Warns of Shopping Mall Terrorist Attacks
Says shopping malls may be targets for terrorists during the holiday shopping season; but would a hit on Abercrombie be such a bad thing? KIDDING!!
November 8, 2007
House Passes Job Bias Ban Against Gays
Let's see what the Senate does, AND Larry Craig.
November 5, 2007
Shia LaBeouf Arrested at a *GASP!* Walgreens
Yeah, what an edgy 'badass'. Yeah man, you'll really get street cred now... Weird Hollywood kid newcomer gets cocky with a drug store security guard....novice.
Hollywood Writers Strike
Brace yourself for even more bad reality television as writers strike for first time in 20 years.
November 1, 2007
Pilot of Nuke Droped on Hiroshima Dies at 92
Paul Tibbits piloted the Enola Gay.
October 31, 2007
Britain's Prince Harry Questioned By Cops
Suspected in shooting rare birds. Cheeky monkey.
Naomi Campbell Holds Court with Hugo Chavez
Talk about strange bed fellows; Crazy ass former model Naomi Campbell has private meeting with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Not so pretty.
Clinton Takes Hits at Dem Debate
Fending off attacks from all sides, Clinton is said to give the worst performance of her campaign thus far.
October 30, 2007
Alligator Bites Off Man's Arm
Just in case life isn't grotesque enough, here's a video of a dude getting his arm chopped off by a gator, I think.
JLo's Record Label Gets Fed-Up
Says former "it" diva needs to stop with the diva-like demands while her albums sales slump. Girl, you are SO ovah!
Oil Hits New High, Dollar at New Low
Bad news all around for the American consumer as oil prices surge and the U.S. Dollar continues it's nose dive. Meanwhile, Congress bitches about Rush Limbaugh and half the Senate runs for President.
September 27, 2007
Russia Threatens War Over Space Weapons
More tough-talk from Russia ensuring we've definitely entered a new cold war.
September 26, 2007
Police Charge Black Teens With MISDEMEANOR for Racist Beating of White Youth
Cops give token charge for that sweet and harmless gang of African American teens who brutally beat a white youth because he was white. Whitey had it coming, right?
September 13, 2007
Dollar Hits All-Time Low Against Euro
The business pundits don't seem to be talking about this much, but the U.S. Dollar has been hitting historic lows for some time now, making travel anywhere outsite the U.S. near impossible for vacations on the cheap. But there are bigger concerns..
September 10, 2007
Mexican Dynamite Truck Explodes
Up to 37 reported dead as truck explodes in boarder town of Piedras Negras on the boarder with Texas.
September 7, 2007
Eco Hero Gore Caught on a Private Jet!
Environmental warrior AlGore caught very quietly flying around in a luxury private jet. What a turd.
Britney to Perform at VMAs, Y'all!
Will the pop nymph be on her game, or just propped-up by her handlers? Rumors also running that MindFreak illusionist Chris Angel to be helping on her act.
August 28, 2007
Britney Targeted in Child Abuse Probe, Y'all!
Gum chewing pop tart mama is targeted yet again for not takin' care of her youngins.
August 27, 2007
Actor Owen Wilson Attempts Suicide
Apparently he just realized he has no talent; Reports say he cut wrists. What a drama queen!
August 23, 2007
Cindy Adams Tells Unknown Story on 'Queen of Mean'
The grizzled old gossip hag appears to drop the sweet side of Leona Helmsley, only to offer poof of the hotel queen's bizarre cruelty. I wonder if the flames of hell are yet nipping at Leona's saggy buttocks.
Gore to the Rescue? Rumors Swirling Over Possible Run
Could Al Gore be the last-minute man? Rumors are heating up that the former Veep may run afterall... So, what's taking him so long?
August 21, 2007
Getting Fat may Be Catchy
New study says flu-like virus may cause people to get fat. I KNEW IT!
July 13, 2007
Kelly Clarkson to Legendary Clive Davis: 'You're too old to be hip'
Saucy little dyke, a'int she? Memo to KC: Be thankful anyone actually knows your name.
Hysterical Gore Fans Get 10,000 Signatures to Draft Former Veep for '08
10,000. That's IT?
July 10, 2007
DC Madam Posts Phone Records Online
Chief whore to D.C. political glitterotti claims her first scalp; Louisiana's 'Family Values' Senator says he committed a major 'sin'.
Madonna Fakes her Guitar Playing @ Live Earth Show?
We've always known Madge was less than real, but this isn't inplants and cheek-suction we're talking about. Are you really surprised?
July 5, 2007
Whatever Happened to Vacation?
New report says America has become a 'no-vacation nation'.
Philly Cancels Fireworks, then Decides Show Must Go On, After Revelers Go Home!
This is pretty funny, especially considering the mess that is the Philadelphia city government. Just last week the city's ghetto mayor was filmed camping out in-line for a new iPhone until local citizens began screaming at him about the city's high murder rate and how he could do such a thing when the city is in shambles. This is what happens when you let your city go to shit.
Big Gay John Edwards Sends Stylist to the PR Podium
Homosexualist Presidential Candidate John Edwards isn't stopping by having "wife" defend him to the press, now he's sending his hair-do expert to do his bidding. Does this queen EVER speak for herself?
July 2, 2007
Princes Celebrate Diana
70,000 packed the London's New Wimbley Stadium Sunday in tribute to Princess Diana on what would have been her 46th birthday. We're still not sure how the likes of Kanye West and Sean Combs slithered in, but the event was smashing and the young princes got their dance on to the delight of a world wide audience.
Joe Lieberman Wants You Tracked
Aside from calling for nuking of Muslim nations and being a poster boy for the Orwellian 'Patriot Act', Joe Lieberman calls for wide use of surveillance cameras throughout the U.S.
June 29, 2007
Supreme Court Rejects Racial School Selections
High court says schools can no longer make attendance selections based on race, leveling the playing field for students of all race, not just one.
June 28, 2007
Elizabeth Edwards Explains Herself
Talks about confronting Edwards' cash-cow Ann Coulter, but fails to explain why her husband is a big closet queen. Sissy.
Russia Lays Claim to Chunk of North Pole
Signaling even more disturbing intentions, Pooty Poo Putin says Russia is the sole owner of huge chunk of oil-rich North Pole. The new cold war is ON bitches.
June 25, 2007
It's On!
NewsCorp & Fox News Chief Murdoch said to be close to deal acquiring Dow/Wall Street Journal.
Crowd of Black People Beat Hispanic Man to Death
Celebrating "JuneTeenth" like wild animals, pack of wild people in Austin, TX kill man after hitting a small girl. Race crime?
June 22, 2007
Perez Hilton Blog Fighting to Stay Online
More troubles for the obnoxious pink pig who runs Perez Hilton after primary webhost drops him, I mean her, eh, or IT.
June 21, 2007
News Investigating News, New York Times Style
New York Times launches investigation into Rupert Murdoch, head of Fox's NewsCorp. Fair & Balanced?
June 19, 2007
Report: NBC Courting Jon Stewart
Network appears to be playing high stakes chess game with names like Leno and O'Brien in bid to net the Comedy Central golden boy.
June 18, 2007
Al Gore Grumbles About Paris Hilton
Former Veep whines like a little bitch saying planet is in distress and all we can talk about is Paris Hilton.
Calli Says No to Clint Eastwood Golf Course
Actor planned to chop 18,000 trees for luxury green.
June 17, 2007
WHAT?!? Bob Barker Endorses O'Donnell as Replacement
Retired Price Is Right host pushes for Rosie O. as his replacement proving it's time for his meds. So long Bob, we'll miss you; But Rosie?! Sheesh!
Tony Blair Plans New E.U. Super State
Paper says Blair wants to go out with a bang.
June 16, 2007
Space Station Fixed, Maybe
Nasa Engineers say those shoddy Russian "computers" may be fixed on the Int'l Space Station. Shuttle gets staples to make trip home. Your tax dollars at work.
June 15, 2007
Houston, They Have a Problem
More troubles in space as astronauts repair Shuttle's thermal blanket with a stapler and those shitty Russian computers threaten to throw the International Space Station off orbit.
Angelina Jolie Shows Her Nasty Side
At the premier of her movie about murdered reporter Daniel Pearl and freedom of the press, Angelina Jolie humphs and snorts and tries to ban Fox News.
June 14, 2007
Marriage Stays Legal for Everyone in Bay State
State's Constitutional Convention fails to approve measure allowing general population to vote on the rights of gay couples wishing to be married. State will remain the only state in the union allowing full rights to both gay/lesbian and hetero couples.
David Geffen & Rupert Murdoch Go Cruising
Billionaire moguls take to the high seas together
June 13, 2007
Mutant Cows & Dog Eugenics
Slate profiles the trend in engineering animals, from designer dogs to mutant cows grown to make low fat milk. Yum.
June 12, 2007
David Chase Speaks Out
Attempts to explain his big 'Fuck You' to fans during the last episode of the whacked mob show.
Rosie Replacement a Little Known Cable Commedian?
Sources are saying Rosie's replacement on ABC's increasingly mundane The View may be the boorish Kathy Griffin; you know, the one who goes around talking about "my gays"? Hey lady, we don't all think you're so funny, or relevant.
June 11, 2007
Rev. Al (Where's the Camera) Sharpton Meets with LA County Sheriff
Demands reasons for Paris Hilton release last week because, as you know, Al Sharpton is the go-to person when anybody's fucked up.
P-Hiltie Says She's Found God, Wont "Act Dumb" Anymore
U.S. Predicted to be Headed Toward 'Great Drought' in Summer of '07
June 10, 2007
Another Sinking Sequel, This Time for La Clooney
Let's hope this is the beginning of the end for the self-adoring 'Oceans' star.
Watchdog Group Slams Google on Privacy
June 9, 2007
Naked Bicyclists Run Wild in U.K.
Cyclists make a statement about something or another, but I have a feeling it was more about riding around Brighton, England in the buff. Cheeky monkeys.
Actor Wesley Snipes Decides to Play Race Card in His Criminal Trial..SURPRISE!
Never mind that most tax evasion prosecutions generally target rich white guys, Wesley Snipes is claiming he's merely a victim of "selective prosecution" in his trial on tax evasion charges. The guy failed to file taxes for six years. How long before Oprah canonizes him on her yellow sofa and Kanye West claims George Bush is after 'successful black men'?
June 8, 2007
Homophobe Washington Sent Packing from ABC
Grey's Anatomy homophobe and general white-people-hater Isaiah Washington was given his pink slip from show creator and producer Shonda Rhimes on Thursday. According to reports however, it's the ABC network who asked for the troubled actor's exit and not his constant supporter Rhimes.
June 6, 2007
Amnesty International Says Censorship Changes Face of Net
Charges Microsoft, Yahoo!, Google with complicity and warns the net could "change beyond all recognition" unless action is taken against the erosion of online freedoms.
Absolut Protest
How much fun did these guys have filming THIS commercial?
June 4, 2007
Prank Calls to Phone Sex Girls
I love this guy's twisted sense of humor. Dave is a commedian from NYC, usually performing at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Among my favorites are his calling phone sex operators telling them he's into Jewish mother stereotypes and a fetish for 'Clippy', the MicroSoft Word Assistant.
My New Favorite Video
Maroon 5's 'Makes Me Wonder'
Rupurt Murdoch Meets With Controlling Dow Family
News Corp chief sits down to discuss buying control of Dow. Will a "Fair and Balanced" Wall Street Journal be far behind?
Columnist Eric Alterman Arrested in Debate Spin Room
Columnist and author Eric Alterman was arrested in the media spin room of the New Hamshire Democratic debate, charged with criminal trespassing and refusing to leave after being told to do so. More arrogance from media folks.
Paris Hilton Checks Into L.A. County Jail
One step closer to obtaining the hip hop street cred she'll no doubt use for her post-pokey hip hop CD, Paris Hilton fulfilled the dreams of millions by checking into the L.A. County Jail late Sunday evening.
June 3, 2007
Cell Block H: Ahead of Check-In, Paris Hilton Already Pissing Off L.A. Inmates
TB Patient's In-Laws Investigated
Muslim 'Brotherhood Convention' Kicks-Off in Minneapolis and Congressman Keith Ellison is Front & Center
June 2, 2007
Feds Stop 'Unthinkable' JFK Terror Plot
Three men have been arrested in what authorities say was a plot to set off a major fule line servicing New York's JFK airport as well as many residential neighborhoods.
Red Headed Family Forced to Move
Red headed UK family forced to moved after 'ginger hate' campaign worsens.
German Officials Report Massive Assault on Police at G8
German officials reporting massive assault on police as thousands mass to protest at G8 Summit in Rostock.
U.S. Concerns Rise on More Tainted Products from China
U.S. Health officials checking more shipments of Chinese toothpaste. Another reason to buy American.
Protest Coffin Delays Hillary Fundraiser
Sen. Clinton's latest fundraiser delayed while cops search protest coffin calling for Clinton to back off support for Iraq funding.
Suicide Doc Released from Prison
Retired pathologist dubbed "Suicide Doctor" Jack Kevorkian was released from prison Friday. Will appear on CBS' "60 Minutes" Sunday.
US Stocks Set New High
U.S. stocks continued breaking new highs on Friday as Dow and S&P 500 hit new levels on data of new job creation.
May 30, 2007
Actor & Former Senator Fred Thompson Said to Make Presidential Bid Official
Fred Thompson, the folksy former, popular U.S. Senator from Tennessee & actor is about to throw a cowboy hat into the 2008 Presidential FreeForAll....Take THAT John McCain.
CDC Calling for Tests on 107 Airline Passengers
In the wake of the American man diagnosed with the most drug-resistant strain of TB, now in isolation at the CDC headquarters in Atlanta, 107 of his fellow airline passengers now need testing officials say.
May 29, 2007
Russian President Putin...Hinting at a New Cold War?
Russian Federation President Vladimir Putin travelled to the heart of Europe yesterday, denouncing U.S. plans for for a missile defence shield in the region; Says Russia's new anti-shield system is fool-proof. Pooty Poo, is you CRAZY?
U.S. (FINALLY!) Declares Sanctions Against Sudan
Bowing to pressure from a wide spectrum calling for the U.S. to take action against the genocide in Darfur, President Bush announces economic sanctions against Khartoum.
Nancy Pelosi Praises Germans, Still Thinks She's President
U.S. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is on yet another inappropriate international tour, this time in Greenland, and condemning Bush for Global Warming. Oh, Nancy...
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